Hi Folks, welcome to the Silverhorn Lodge, nestled on the side of Silverhorn Lake, on the side of Silverhorn Mountain. I'm back, had a night off, not sure, but I might have inhaled a little too much dandelion killer. I see that Marcello got in here last night and posted. I bet he said that I asked him to fill in for me. Which of course isn't really the case, poor little fella he wants to be like me so he is always trying to do the stuff I do. He waited until I was sleeping on the couch and snuck in here. There's garden gnome crumbs all over the place, looks like he was eating hickory sticks. No not the kind you buy, real sticks of hickory from the garden.
Marcello's out tonight on a little 'errand' for me. Just between us, he is spreading a little dandelion 'joy' around the neighborhood. As much as he can get annoying sometimes, he is the most loyal of the three gnomes. Always willing to carry out my orders. The wife, (they call her Mrs Boss) sucked them in to posing for some pictures tonight, and not because she thinks they are cute. I think there is an EBay listing in their future. I told them to stay away from her, but you know garden gnomes, they can't resist a chance to pose for a photo.
On a related note, the two girls (you know who you are) that wrote to Marcello commenting on his story and how you find him 'sexy' was very funny.....but c'mon girls, I don't know what you are thinking.........he is a 2 foot tall garden gnome. Let me say that again ladies, he is a garden gnome. He is not going to take part in any of the 'suggestions' you mentioned. He showed me the letters you sent him today, flashed them under my nose, with that smug look on his face. You know the look, it's always the same. Not that I am jealous or anything but....he wants me to let him start a fan club.
Starsky and Hutch movie on the television tonight. We get all the best shows here at the Silverhorn. Takes me back to the original series, this is a remake with new actors etc, and a parody of the original. (parody is a big word, and I am not sure what it means but it sounds like something a movie reviewer would say) so I threw it in. They still have the old Ford Torino that they used to drive back in the 70's. You'd think after all this time they would have a newer car.
Speaking of alligators, and you know how I like to speak about alligators, I see where a 74 year old woman beat one off her leg with a garden hose, geez, last week one pulls a millionaire into a lake, and this week one is attacking a 74 year old lady. I thought these things were tough, but apparently no match for an old girl with a hose. Now, I know what you are thinking, and you are right, it seems these attacks are increasing. I wonder if there is a pattern here? Probably something to do with global warming, it all comes back to that. I think it's time we looked a little closer, I 'll get the Silverhorn Researchers on it and get back to you. In the meantime if you run into any alligators my advice is to run away quick.
Well, it's back to Starsky and Hutch for me, then I have to check on Marcello, see how he made out, he should be back soon from his little 'errand'.
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