Wanted One Good Hearted Woman

Hi Gang, welcome back to the mountain. I just popped in to upload a photo taken last night here at Silverhorn Lodge. It's our own Marcello, Chief Garden Gnome here at the Silverhorn regaling some of our guests around a campfire (well actually it's a candle,we were afraid he might melt around a real fire) with stories of life on the mountain, and some of the trials and tribulations of being a garden gnome. He does tend to go off on a tangent.....I have to keep bringing him back....

Normally I would stay away from this type of thing but Marcello has been with me almost since the beginning and annoying though he may be, Marcello is my best friend, and he did resist my ex-buddy Bob's attempts to unionize the Silverhorn Lodge Garden Gnomes so I feel I owe him. It seems Marcello is looking for a woman...so he asked me to post his pic and put the offer out there to any eligible ladies....

For those of you ladies wondering, Marcello is about 40 years old, well, that's what he says, suffice to say he is somewhere between 40 and 105. He stands almost 3 inches tall and has a look in his eyes that will make your heart flutter. Well actually he has two black dots for eyes, but they are full of dark mystery.....

So...this is what he wants me to say....I'm quoting him here folks..."Marcello likes jive dancing, ballroom dancing, romantic long walks on a beach, breakfast in bed with his best girl, quiet evenings at home in front of the fire, shopping, doing housework like ironing and laundry, standing in the garden and most of all pleasing a lady."

Oh and he also wanted me to say he prefers tall blondes with money.

Well there you have it. Marcello is 'looking for lovvvve' (and apparently money) so if the idea of a guy you can keep in your pocket turns you on, email the lodge or post a comment, I'm sure Marcello will reply to all offers.

"If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth." (Mark 9:23)