Gnomes and Suds!

Hey Silverhorn Readers! It's me, your old pal Marcello, Chief Garden Gnome here at Silverhorn Lodge, back after a long hiatus. Which is another way to say I was canned, but managed to finally get my job back after sucking up to the boss...a lot...in fact it's still going on....but I need the job.

My own little attempt at a blog didn't go so well...for one thing I don't have my own computer...makes being a blogger difficult to say the least....

So, needless to say, now that me, and the rest of the gnome gang are back, the Boss has some big ideas about what to do with us, all of course with the idea of making some money for him. This weekend was no exception. After reading about a nude carwash in Australia called Bubbles and Babes, being given the OK by the police down there, he had us out front of Silverhorn Lodge this weekend, you guessed it, washing cars...

He called it Gnomes n' Suds and had us wearing...you guessed it..speedo bathing...um...bathing suits...said it would be good for business....personally I found it a little um...cool...the water that is....and you know what cold water does to guys in speedos...even if we are garden gnomes...I mean really!

However, we were a hit, and now he says we are going to do that every weekend this summer....well I gotta go try and dry my speedo, apparently there is a photo shoot in the morning for the billboard...there's a billboard?

Did ya hear about the guy from Huntington West Virginia who got shot in the head and slept right through it? Talk about waking up with a hangover. Apparently he didn't realize he was shot until the next morning when he noticed his head was bleeding....must have thought his dream was pretty damm realistic.