Christmas Shopping

I got the hup-two-three-four-Christmas shopping bluuuuues...
From my frazzelled brain to the top of my shopping shoooooooooes...
an' if I don't go south right soon I'm gonna blow my fuse.....

Yup Silverhorners, it's less than 4 sleeps until Christmas, and I am still shopping....well that is not quite true, I have started shopping. Of course I am not alone, I was surrounded by lots of other folks, many men, with the bleary eyed dazed look in their eyes as they pick through bins of ladies panties and try to imagine whether or not they will fit the wife....

Ah...what fun. I have decided to take the easy, but very expensive way out....tomorrow it's gift certificates for the kids, and I'm taking the wife shopping, she can buy whatever the hell she wants....which is gonna cost me. But ultimately it's the best way to go, she gets what she wants, and I get the relief of not having to lurk around ladies wear stores looking...well...creepy...or at the very least, confused...oh yeah, I also found out that most women are not all that keen on holding a thong up to their crotch while you watch, even if you tell them they look to be about the same size as your wife and you just wanna check the size....

So I laid my Christmas shopping plan on the wife tonight and she went for it, tomorrow, we hit the mall, credit card in hand, and she picks out whatever she wants until I am completely broke, then we go home, that is the deal, she agreed to it....but just as we were shaking hands on it, she smiled and said, "But I know you are going to get me at least one surprise I don't know about."

Excuse me miss, would you mind holding these crotchless panties up to your waist....I need to surprise my wife.....