Hey Silverhorner's! Welcome back to The View From Silverhorn Mountain. Do you like the title to today's post, I stole it from the old TV show, the Waltons...
I apologize for my recent disappearance. I could tell you where I was, but I'd have to kill you afterwards so it's better you don't know. Suffice to say I was on hiatus...that is usually what they say about celebrities that disappear for long periods of time. Of course I would love to tell you how I was contacted by a secret government organization who asked me to do some deep undercover work for them in another country but alas that would be giving away secret information....and lying...something I never do.....for all you know I could have been with Britney Spears at the spa, drying out....
Nonetheless, I'm back, bringing you the stuff you really don't need to know, but have trouble living without.
Here is one I really like. Some 8th grade students in sunny downtown Holtsville, New York, pulled off an April Foolsday stunt that is to die for...they put some laxative in doughnuts and then gave the pastries to their fellow students and a teacher.
Of course they got caught, and were ticketed, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. That is until ambulances started arriving at the school along with a team of rescue workers and doctors...uh-oh...
The five alleged culprits were 13 and 14 year olds who were charged with what is called second degree tampering with a consumer product. That sounds pretty tough. Imagine sitting in your eighth grade class watching events unfold...oh boy! Until the authorities started showing up. Then it would have been prudent to grab a handfull of the doughuts yourself and start eating, quickly...that's what I did the time I gave the...um...oh yeah...ah...forget it...I was digressing....
One of our favorites, (second only to Britney Spears who is second only to Michele Manhart) may be reading The View From Silverhorn Mountain from a prison library internet connection. Paris Hilton is staring into the face of jail time for continuing to drive with a suspended licence. Poor little Paris got caught back in February in Los Angeles, I think we may have reported on it at the time. Well, it turns out that was a violation of probation and the next step could very well mean a little three months of rock breaking at Alcatraz...we'll find out April 17 when she goes before the hanging judge to find out her fate.
Moving right along, it looks like Marie Osmond, that ultra sexy mormon entertainer is on the market. Marie has let us know she is getting divorced and will soon be free to date. It's a friendly split with her husband of 20 years, and they have said that their children, (all eight of them) are their first priority. I guess Eight is Enough...that would have been really funny if she had starred in that show....but anyway...Marie is out there guys...let's see what happens. I'm thinking we need to get her hooked up with Paris Hilton and Britney and the rest of the party girls and give her a chance to let her hair down and her skirt hem up!
By the way, Britney said to say hello to all her Silverhorn Mountain friends!
I am so bad....
This being the eve of April Fools Day and all, I was going to write an April Fools story for you, but I am essentially pretty lazy...let's be honest...I am very lazy...so I have decided to post a link to last year's April Fools Day post which after all, was pretty good. It's the real story of how the tradition of April Fools Day got started, you can read it HERE!!
Now I know what you are thinking...this is an April Fool's Day joke and if you click on the link it will be something like the old Blog For Dumb People trick I used to pull...OK...you got me, the real link is HERE no wait, maybe it's over HERE!!
Thanks for dropping by!!
