I got the hup-two-three-four-Christmas shopping bluuuuues...
From my frazzelled brain to the top of my shopping shoooooooooes...
an' if I don't go south right soon I'm gonna blow my fuse.....
Yup Silverhorners, it's less than 4 sleeps until Christmas, and I am still shopping....well that is not quite true, I have started shopping. Of course I am not alone, I was surrounded by lots of other folks, many men, with the bleary eyed dazed look in their eyes as they pick through bins of ladies panties and try to imagine whether or not they will fit the wife....
Ah...what fun. I have decided to take the easy, but very expensive way out....tomorrow it's gift certificates for the kids, and I'm taking the wife shopping, she can buy whatever the hell she wants....which is gonna cost me. But ultimately it's the best way to go, she gets what she wants, and I get the relief of not having to lurk around ladies wear stores looking...well...creepy...or at the very least, confused...oh yeah, I also found out that most women are not all that keen on holding a thong up to their crotch while you watch, even if you tell them they look to be about the same size as your wife and you just wanna check the size....
So I laid my Christmas shopping plan on the wife tonight and she went for it, tomorrow, we hit the mall, credit card in hand, and she picks out whatever she wants until I am completely broke, then we go home, that is the deal, she agreed to it....but just as we were shaking hands on it, she smiled and said, "But I know you are going to get me at least one surprise I don't know about."
Excuse me miss, would you mind holding these crotchless panties up to your waist....I need to surprise my wife.....
Friday, December 21, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Cougars and Hot Tubs
Hey Silverhorner's welcome back to Silverhorn Lodge, situated on the side of beautiful Silverhorn Mountain, overlooking shimmering Silverhorn Lake.....nice to see ya!
So, how do you like the new look? We, (Marcello, chief garden gnome and web designer here at Silverhorn Lodge) decided the old blog needed a new look so we dug around in the Blogger templates and came up with this one. We're pretty proud of it, because we kinda customized it a bit as well.
It was a great day here at the lodge, for mid December, a little cold, but at least the sun was shining. A great day to soak in the hot tub....if we had one....also a great day for cougars...
We haven't had a cougar story up here at the lodge since the day last August when mature, yet still kinda sexy, Sally Faircheeks decided to hit on the young Chuck Connors, handsome quarterback of the Silverhorn Mountain University football team, the Screaming Crows....hey, it's an original name....but anyway I digress, back to the reason you are here, hard hitting blog journalism...
Apparently a cougar in DEADWOOD, S.D. thought it was a good day for a soak too as he leapt up onto the side of a hot tub where the sexy and voluptuous Marlene Todd was enjoying the afternoon splashing around in her outdoor hot tub. We assume Marlene is sexy and voluptuous because in our shallow minds and vivid imaginations, it makes sense...and conjures up a much better picture.
Anyway....Marlene was sitting in her tub when she heard a rustling sound in the needles beside her...I assume she means pine needles, I don't think Marlene is a junkie...although, Lord knows what you might find in a place called "Deadwood" However, I know Marlene meant pine needles, mountain lions, or cougars, always like to rustle the pine needles....
Apparently Marlene thought it was her housecat until she came face to face with the big wildcat, who was about 4 inches from her. In her words, Marlene said she saw, "this big, tan, hairy body" ahem....that could be describing anyone, including me....big, tan and hairy....I wonder if Marlene likes to dream when she is soaking....
However, the big cat soon gave away it's plan when it jumped up on the side of the hot tub and took a good long look at Marlene....again...this could be describing me....
Marelene told reporters that the cougar locked eyes with her, and then jumped off the hot tub, flipping her robe into the water....again...could have been me....
Marlene summoned some more big, tan, hairy bodies in the form of the Deadwood police who figured the cat was after some deer in the nearby neighborhood and stopped by the hot tub because of the heat from the tub...uh-huh...it had nothing to do with the sexy, voluptuous Marlene in the tub.....I wonder if the police have volunteered to stand guard whenever Marlene decides to go for a soak....
So, how do you like the new look? We, (Marcello, chief garden gnome and web designer here at Silverhorn Lodge) decided the old blog needed a new look so we dug around in the Blogger templates and came up with this one. We're pretty proud of it, because we kinda customized it a bit as well.
It was a great day here at the lodge, for mid December, a little cold, but at least the sun was shining. A great day to soak in the hot tub....if we had one....also a great day for cougars...
We haven't had a cougar story up here at the lodge since the day last August when mature, yet still kinda sexy, Sally Faircheeks decided to hit on the young Chuck Connors, handsome quarterback of the Silverhorn Mountain University football team, the Screaming Crows....hey, it's an original name....but anyway I digress, back to the reason you are here, hard hitting blog journalism...
Apparently a cougar in DEADWOOD, S.D. thought it was a good day for a soak too as he leapt up onto the side of a hot tub where the sexy and voluptuous Marlene Todd was enjoying the afternoon splashing around in her outdoor hot tub. We assume Marlene is sexy and voluptuous because in our shallow minds and vivid imaginations, it makes sense...and conjures up a much better picture.
Anyway....Marlene was sitting in her tub when she heard a rustling sound in the needles beside her...I assume she means pine needles, I don't think Marlene is a junkie...although, Lord knows what you might find in a place called "Deadwood" However, I know Marlene meant pine needles, mountain lions, or cougars, always like to rustle the pine needles....
Apparently Marlene thought it was her housecat until she came face to face with the big wildcat, who was about 4 inches from her. In her words, Marlene said she saw, "this big, tan, hairy body" ahem....that could be describing anyone, including me....big, tan and hairy....I wonder if Marlene likes to dream when she is soaking....
However, the big cat soon gave away it's plan when it jumped up on the side of the hot tub and took a good long look at Marlene....again...this could be describing me....
Marelene told reporters that the cougar locked eyes with her, and then jumped off the hot tub, flipping her robe into the water....again...could have been me....
Marlene summoned some more big, tan, hairy bodies in the form of the Deadwood police who figured the cat was after some deer in the nearby neighborhood and stopped by the hot tub because of the heat from the tub...uh-huh...it had nothing to do with the sexy, voluptuous Marlene in the tub.....I wonder if the police have volunteered to stand guard whenever Marlene decides to go for a soak....
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