One of the guests at Silverhorn Lodge this week is getting on my nerves...he keeps watching CNN and gets excited whenever the news report comes on out of Cairo, Egypt about Omar Osama bin Laden the son of whatshisname bin laden preaching that he wants to be an ambassasdor for peace....huh?
Yeah right, like anyone is gonna believe him, except our guest who keeps yammering on about him whenever he comes on the television. To make matters worse, this guest seems to think that us Silverhorner's are a backward bunch of hillbillies, and expects us to talk with backwoods accent. Well, I don't really agree with it, but the wife says we gotta make visitors to Silverhorn Lodge happy, always the ambassador for peace around Silverhorn, I have been trying...but tonight when the news came on again, it got to much for me, so I said, "Oh Sam, ah bin lettin you go on ahh bout this here thing all day, in tha name of thy father will you please ferget it..."
He got pissed off and said he was going up to his room to trim his beard....
Make sense of that...I dare ya....
But seriously, the son of Osama Bin Laden is claiming he wants to be an ambassador for peace, breaking the deadlock between militant muslims and the west. Uh-huh...nice...hope it works out for him...
But enough of that, let's talk about some good news for a change, something more uplifting like the report out of Los Angeleesss that four paparazzi have been arrested for reckless driving while chasing our very own wild girl, Britney Spears in her car down in the San Fernando Valley...down in the valley...the valley so low...I couldn't catch Britney...I was driving too slow.....ahem...I digress...
Long story short, the four photographers in the cars chasing Britney were booked for investigation of reckless driving....finally put one on the scoreboard for our girl Britney! Someone said Doctor Phil rushed to the San Fernando jail to see if the 4 paparazzi needed his help...said the family called him....
So you think things are good in Moscow these days? Depends on who you ask I guess. One little Moscovite, that's what they call Russians who live in Moscow...well they call them Russians but as soon as they find out they live in Moscow they call them mos-co-vites....it's complicated...something to do with socialism I think....anyway, how'd you like to be diving into a nice Swanson TV dinner and settling in to watch a little Russian TV and have a small rocket hit your house?
That's what happend to our Mos-co-vite as two of Russia's military rockets took a turn for the worst, veered off course and hit a country house outside of Moscow....wait a minute...if the house is outside of Moscow...he can't be a moscovite...he must be a outside-a-mos-cow-vite
Officials from the defence ministry were on the scene quickly telling onlookers to 'move along, nothing to see here' Apparently no big deal, a couple of rockets went 'astray' during a military exercise near Moscow. Ah-ha...went astray, even the missles are trying to get out of the soviet army...
The homeowner has been assured he will be compensated 60,000 roubles in two days and according to a military spokesperson, the homeowner "has no legal claims" No I don't suppose he does....but there is good news, due to a teeny weenie malfunction in the the explosives fell off the rocket before it hit the house...
Sometimes I drink too much Red Bull.....
ps...Jon Stewart, the alleged host of The Daily Show, and the alleged blog commentator on The View From Silverhorn Lodge, hasn't been back this way...I think we scared him off....I don't think he could handle the witty repartee around here....
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