Hey Silverhorner's How's it hanging? We're a little under the weather here at Silverhorn Lodge. Last night was our monthly meeting of the Association for Silverhorn Seniors (A.S.S) which is getting a little um...old....
The party went great though until one of the sexier seniors, Reena, lost her earring...well...not exactly an earring, it was a nipple ring. Ouch! You know what I mean, the lastest craze in sexy piercings, where they get a little hole drilled into their um...well...body parts, why I am not exactly sure, but I think it has something to do with trying to make them bigger. I think the idea involves putting rings on them, and then hanging weights on the strings to um...well...stretch things out a bit...of course for the up lift look, you tie them to the ceiling at night.
Apparently Reena was looking for a little extra 'umphhh' in the blouse area, and had a couple installed. You'll remember Reena, one of the seniors from our annual assisted living camping trip she was the one who snored...and snored....and snored...
Well the nipple rings have helped her out a little with the snoring, the doctor suggested she try sleeping on her side, which he said would reduce her snoring, thus allowing her poor sleep deprived husband Jim, to get a little shut eye...the guy looks tired....
Reena is a pretty good sport and willing to try anything, but apparently she is a little feisty in bed. So whenever Jim, who sleeps in a cot in Reena's room, tried to get her to turn over on her side she would kick and go on like crazy. So Jim, a deep thinker if not a good sleeper had an idea. He got Reena into the sauce one evening, and when she was in a good mood, and not really aware of her surroundings he took her to a piercing place and had too "hoops" installed.
Now, at bedtime, just before he crawls into his little cot beside the double bed Reena sleeps in, he ties a string to her nipple rings. As soon as she rolls over on her back and starts snoring, he gives the string a pull....she rolls back over on her side quickly...and the snoring ends....
Oh yeah, Reena's lost nipple ring? Turned up later jammed in between old Davey's dentures, he found it when he took them out....some folks are whispering and asking questions, but her husband Jim is just happy to have it back...
In totally unrelated stuff, here is John Pinette talking about camping.
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