Hey Silverhorner's!
How's your golf game? Are you still handicapped? Apparently golf great Tiger Woods is far from under par, especially off the green and in the sack, at least if you can believe the tabloids, television and internet stories that have unleased the Tiger and we're learning just what kind of a cat he really is! Mistresses are crawling out from under Tiger's bed, out of his golf bag and well...you get the picture....there seem to be several stepping up to tee off...
Now the latest thing is the news that a law firm, I assume on behalf of Tiger are warning media outlets not to publish any nude photos of Tiger Woods...not that there are any to publish.....no.....not likely....
Aww c'mon now....let's give Tiger Woods a break. The guy is a great golfer, and apparently a pretty decent lover too! Women are falling out of the sky now, claiming to having had affairs with the world's favorite golfer Tiger Woods.
"Tiger's Transgressions" as one headline had it, follows on the heels of the episode with his wife that resulted in some kind of golf club car crash episode where no one is quite sure of what exactly happened, but we all have a good idea.....and c'mon...if you were married to a cat like Tiger...and his name was "Tiger" wouldn't you kind of expect a little bit of trouble keeping him out of the sand trap?
Tiger Woods has taken the dullness out of golf and made it a spectator sport, and a sexy sport. I'll bet that men and women are taking golfing lessons, or at least that is what I think they are doing...just the other day I overheard a couple telling another couple that they had joined a swingers group.....I guess they were working on their golf swing....
Now the Tiger is talking about quitting golf to save his marriage....Tiger it isn't golf that is taking a toll on your marriage, sounds to me like it might be your off the green antics that is causing some concern with the wife....you might want to curtail some of that and keep golfing.
Those of us who appreciate the ability and talent of an all star golfer like Tiger, and appreciate the ability and apparent talent of an all star lover like Tiger is purported to be, all love him. We're not looking for him to quit golfing for heavens sake. Just because the guy likes to play different courses doesn't mean he is a bad person, it suggests to me that he is versatile....to say the least.
Remember, in golf, it's not the size of your club, it's how you swing and whether or not you know where to putt your balls....
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