Pass The Pork....to Me!

Hey Silverhorner's !! Welcome up to the Silverhorn on a cold winter day.....but don't worry, things are going to get a whole lot hotter around here because it's time for the Winter Porking Party at the Lodge, and you know what that means.....no? Well this is an annual event, when the long cold winter gets us down and we need something to pork us up! So we eat some....you guessed it...pork.....what you may not have known, but we have just learned, is that pork.....is better than Viagra....

Well it is, at least according to Argentina's President, the very foxy looking Cristina Fernandez who recently told a bunch of porkers pig farmers that she had a "satisfying" weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. According to Chris....we call her that around here, she just learned that eating pork improves your sex life, she went on to say that "it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra"

Uh-huh...so the lovely Pres like to eat the pork....I mean get porked I mean she enjoys pork....yes...yes YES!!! That's what I mean......

Actually, what really happened was that the pig farmers told her that eating pork was better than Viagra, to which she replied, that she had recently eaten some pork and " "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true." Uh-huh...things went well that weekend...I bet they did. But here is the line I loved the most....when she said, "Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go,"

We are a simple bunch of mountain folk, and we're game to try just about anything, so hearing the Argentinian President say that  prompted the Winter Porking Party! Marcello was butchering the biggest pig before I finished telling him about the porker's claims! It took me quite a bit of talking to calm down the farmer who actually owned the pig.....
 
Now...here is the thing...having seen this beautiful woman, I am pretty sure I could eat anything from pork to chicken to oily barn rags dipped in tartar sauce and still not need the little blue pill.....but just to be on the safe side, can you pass me the pork please....

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of seeing the lovely President, check out this short vid!