Bend Over !!

Hey Ho Silverhorners! Are you in a Silverhorn state of mind ? Ain't we all....especially some high school kids in Cliff, New Mexico who had an eye opening afternoon watching porn and learning about the 1919 Treaty of Versailles. According to a report from Las Cruces Sun-News.  I betcha they won't soon forget that history lesson. Apparently it was only a little "faux pas" as we all like to say when we are trying to minimize what is really a pretty bad screw up. Their teacher, a substitute who is probably looking for work in another field right now, tried to show the kids a History Channel program that had been recorded over a porn movie !! Unfortunately, parts of the porn tape were not taped over and were shown to "gasp" a roomful of adolescent teenagers who had no idea what it was but all of a sudden got better marks for attendance in History class.

In what was an apparent "accident,"  the teacher who says he, "received the tape from a friend" was just as shocked as the school officials investigating. But that's really not the best part....the best part is.....the video was previously shown twice in the classroom....nobody complained the first two times. I guess even to high school kids, the same porn movie can get tiresome......

Otherwise it's been a pretty slow day for news...oh yeah, the usual stuff, like a woman in St Louis, Missouri, is in the slammer after she tried to shoot her husband to get their tax return money. She followed him to a barber shop where he worked and opened fire when he refused to hand over some money. She missed, much to the delight of some customers who had been waiting for a haircut. The cops were calling it a "clean shoot" until they recovered the gun, the alleged shooter had thrown it down a sewer after the shooting.

Yup, she's in jail waiting for bail...I doubt she can count on her husband paying that.....

That woman might have been well advised to read a report from Live Science that lists 5 Things That Will Make You Happier Interestingly enough, shooting your husband is not one of the things on the list. You should read it though, I think Number 6 should be reading The View From Silverhorn Mountain.

Now we come to the time of the show blog we like to call, Up Your Ass "A Healthier You" which I think is a pretty good title, something I bet Doctor Oz had thought of....but he didn't..... at least I don't think he did....hmmm....maybe he did....oops.....um....sorry about that....

On tonight's A Healthier You, we are showing an informative video about a serious topic that takes the life of many otherwise healthy people....well...actually, let's think about that...if you get something that kills you, how can you be an "otherwise healthy person"? Exactly....but anyway, the question is, have you had your colonoscopy yet? Here is a Scottish guy, Billy Connolly talking about his experience.....Oh, and you might want to send the parents out of the room, Billy is known for his....um....use of colorful language....

Now...go to your doctor and ask to have a colonoscopy....go on....tell him I sent ya.....Never mind...we will do it right here, now, this minute, no waiting.....

go ahead, bend over.....it can't be that bad, politicians have been giving us colonoscopies for years....