It seems that just before Valentine's Day a British department store reported that online sales of it's "lift and hold pants" for men surged upwards 76 percent....Yup...I said "surged upwards" Now....I suppose there are all kinds of half witty things I could say about these things, but I am dammed if I can come up with something....it almost stands alone....
I'm guessing that British men are coming up a little short, perhaps it has something to do with the recession, or maybe it's just their attempt at getting back at the bra stuffing girlfriend from the 10th grade that resulted in the devastating letdown that night behind the bleachers at the football field....or the cricket match...I wonder if there is any corrolation here between British men and the umm....well......their need for "enhancer pants"...no word on whether sales of these things are as good anywhere else in the world....maybe it's the cold damp weather in jolly old England.....what do you think? That might explain the look on Camilla's face.....perpetual disappointment.
One brand of the enhancer pants are called, CockSox Enhancer Briefs
which I have to admit is a good name for something like this. Here on the Silverhorn we wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like these....not here, where the truth is all that matters and we don't believe in hiding behind a facade.....a facade of stuffing....But, if you think a pair might help ya, who am I to say? Go ahead...buy a pair...you know you want to....but I suggest you also pick up a copy of this book
for your lady friend, because when the briefs come off.....I think it would be rather cool to make a brand called the "London Tube"
Speaking of enhancement, I think this little video should serve as a warning to all you guys out there who think you can get a he-man body from exercise and supplements.....
Sometimes I am just so inapproprate......
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