Hey Silverhorner's ! Did you get your mail today? Well if you live in Kalispell, Montana, you might do well to look for it in the forest! According to a report from Associated Press, a couple bags of mail enroute by plane "might have" spilled out of the plane over the Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex. Note I said, "might have" as it sounds like the post office is not 100% sure, they just know that they are missing a couple bags of priority mail somewhere between Billings, Montana and Kalispell, Montana.
So...if you are hiking in the Montana forest and come across a couple of orange mail bags.....might wanna contact the authorities.....
Please don't pass the Worcestershire Sauce....It might not be good for my health.....also from The Associated Press, Alabama police charged a guy with beating another fellow in a motel with a bottle of sauce and a fire extinquisher....According to the report, the victim opened the door to his motel room and was hit on the head with a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce, and then, obstensibly because we assume the sauce was 'hot sauce' the attacker grabbed a fire extinquisher and hit the victim with it.....yes.....um....well....it's a slow day for odd news OK?
More and more...as I follow the news, especially what is called "Odd News' I am convinced the world is a dangerous place, and it isn't getting any better. Take for example the Memphis mother who was upset with the parents of another kid, who grabbed a sword, drank a bottle of malt liquor and then headed off to the school to confront the other parents. Apparently the kids had been in a 'spitting match' the previous day. Folks...it's elementary kids....they do things like spit at each other...they are kids....children.....you don't need to avenge them with a sword or anything else for that matter. Sorry for the lecture sound to that, but c'mon....this is craziness. In my opinion that mother should be locked up....for a long time.....So should the
37-year-old Salt Lake City woman who blindfolded her husband, promised him a surprise, then hit him on the head with a hammer..... "Close your eyes darling, have I got a surprise for you!"
I think we need a little diversion....let's go 4-wheelin' in the mud !!
Here on the Silverhorn are hearts are going out to the folks in Chile tonight, as they struggle to survive the earthquake that smucked them last night. What next?
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